NEWSNOTES November 21, 2012

NEWSNOTES:
Real World:
::TOP STORY::

Tragedy strikes Sesame Street, as Kevin Clash, the puppeteer of Elmo, retires after 27 years of sensation, in the wake of the sex scandal. Cecil Singleton is the second person, accusing Clash of having a relationship, when Singleton was 15. Another man, who was first to sue Clash, was also involved in a relationship with him. “I am resigning from Sesame Workshop with a very heavy heart,” Kevin Clash said, before steping down from Sesame Workshop. “I have loved every day of my 28 years working for this exceptional organization. Personal matters have diverted attention away from the important work ‘Sesame Street’ is doing and I cannot allow it to go on any longer. I am deeply sorry to be leaving and am looking forward to resolving these personal matters privately.” Sesame Workshop also felt his pain, with a statement saying: “None of us [at Sesame Workshop], especially Kevin, want anything to divert our attention from our focus on serving as a leading educational organization. . . . Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding Kevin’s personal life has become a distraction that none of us want, and he has concluded that he can no longer be effective in his job. . . .This is a sad day for ‘Sesame Street.’” Even though Kevin Clash disappears from Sesame Street, his best friend Elmo will live on. Good Luck.

::OTHERS::

In Atlanta, two people were killed in a shooting, and one man suffers injuries from it. The suspect is at large.
A South Korean man is jailed for retweening North Korea propaganda.
A conversation between Japan and North Korea is coming soon.

Fictional World:
::TOP STORY::

Captain Arkors, the most ambitious dictator, who killed his people, and caused terrorism, has admitted all of his mistakes via a written statement. It says: "Dearest people, I, Captain Satoriku Arkors Sarugamageti Vishochenge, hereby resign as "Glorious Leader" of the State Union of Vasadan. I now know, that I have executed all who have made specific crimes against humanity, by the use of executions, abuse, arrests, and confiscating your money. I am 93 years old. I have been in power in this country since March 15, 1926. I ruled this country with an iron fist. I therefore surrender my power. Not to the government, the military, and the Peace Council, but to the people of this country. On behalf of myself, I will declare an apology to all, who have actually suffered this horrid. In addition, a referendum will take place, on whether this country should transition to democracy. I also ask forgiveness. That is all. Thank you, and good luck." His trial is tomorrow.

::OTHERS::

Shinji Hirako wins the "Sister Bessies" for "Sexiest man of the Visoreds".
Eugene Krabs wins the "Sister Bessies" for "Cheapest man alive".
Haruhi Fujioka is joining with Haruhi Suzumiya, in order to help Captain Arkors' democracy referendum.

WEATHERNOTES:
Woodstock NOW:

Woodstock tomorrow November 22:
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::NIGHT::

SPECIAL NOTE:

I'm sorry. I have to post this report early, because it's Thanksgiving tomorrow, I'm still sick, and I love you guys. I will bring you special coverage on Captain Arkors' trial. Thank you for your salutes.

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