Loss of balance

TODAY, WE ARE TALKING TO AURICA NESTMILE.

• Esai: Hello.
• Aurica: Hewwo.
• Esai: So, what is your relationship with Lyner.
• Aurica: Aww, I wanted to be with you.
• Esai: What?!
• Aurica: WAH!!! Wah! Wah! I want my kitty!
• Esai: What happened to you?

SUDDENLY, NYAN CAT VACCINATES AURICA WITH CAT JUICE.

• Aurica: Oww!
• Esai: Oh god. I'm ruined.
• Aurica: Oh no! I have a tail! My ears are dead! I don't like it! Something is wrong with meeeeoww!!
• Esai: Oh god!

JUST THEN, LYNER ENTERS.

• Lyner: Aurica, I have your...OH MY F;;;ING GOD!!!
• Esai: Get out of here! She's been infected by cat juice.
• Lyner: AHH!!! What do I get screwed like this?!
• Esai: Got to go guys! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO AURICA...THE CAT? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK, ON LOSS OF BALANCE, THE MOST CRAZIEST INTERVIEW SHOW!
STARRING:

• Esai Dudoit
• Lyner Barsett
• Aurica Nestmile

DETAILS UPCOMING FROM, ESAI-TV 49 NEWS.